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Q: Does it ever get windy in
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from
A: Sure, its only two thousand kilometres take lots of water...
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in
A: So its true what they say about Swedes...
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of
Q: Which direction is north in
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and well send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there killer bees in
A: Not yet, but for you, we ' ll import them.
Q: Are there supermarkets in
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? (
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (
A: Yes, but youll have to learn it first.
9 comments:
Brilliant!
rofl....love the one about the elephants...and the answer!! Too good. I really enjoyed this post.
They were all funny, but my favorite:
"Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour."
LOL!
can u do me a favor - the like button on my blog had the wrong code so anyone that clicked on it this morning didnt get counted - can u go back and click on it for me?
Thanks xxxxx
Em, these are funny, but wouldn't you turn 180 degrees from South to be facing North in South Africa?
what kills me is knowing these people were serious when they asked them...lol
my favorite is just use your fingers like we do.
hysterical:)
I KNEW that the USA was not the only place full of smart asses.
A tremendous start to the day. Thanks!
Rather heavy on questions from the USA...did you ever see Miss South Carolina's beautiful answer in Miss Teen USA 2007?
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
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