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So here we go....The awesome G-Man hosts Flash Fiction Friday 55. Go visit him and give him some love and join hundreds of other bloggers playing the writing game. Try write a complete story in only 55 words…
Long Lean Legs that go all the way up
Long wavy golden Blonde locks
Perfectly French-manicured finger nails
Flawlessly painted toes
Smooth Honey-coloured skin screaming to be caressed
Rose coloured glossy lips begging to be kissed
Firm arse and perky ski-slope breasts
Soliciting desire
This is who I’d like to be - for a day.
My Fuck You's for the week:
- To a certain bright spark at the office (I will refrain from mentioning names) but "You're a cock and a fuck-up. Any further complaints can be directed toward my fucking arse, where I'm sure you'll receive a warm response"
- Fuck You to the manager of our local supermarket who NEVER has my brand of cigarettes, no matter how much I ask him to get stock. Why don't you come back to me when your brain's decided that it wasn't designed to be a shit box, okay? Run along now, Mr Spar Doochebag.
- Fuck you to the many boob-tube dresses I have and love. God knows, I love how cool they are in the summer but, if I tramp on the fucking hem once more and my titties fall out, I'm gonna scream!
- Fuck you to Dr Pepper that is stocked at one of our local shops (not made here in SA) but charged me fucking R12.99 for a small 330ml can. Daylight fucking robbery... but I got one anyway...
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| I heart Dr Pepper |
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Can a full grown woman truly love a MIDGET ?
I'm rekindling the Freaky Friday posts coz I've got so much to share. So many freaks, so little time...just the way I laaik it.
Freaks is a 1932 American horror film about sideshow performers, directed and produced by Tod Browning with a cast mostly composed of actual carnival (funfair) performers including Schlitzie the Pinhead and many more...check the freaks out below...
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| Schlitzie was a MALE, but was always presented as a female because she had to be diapered and it was easier to care for her when she was in her Moo-moo |
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| The Cast of "Freaks" |
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| Peter Robinson aka The Human Skeleton |
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| Frances O'Connor - The Armless Lady |
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| Prince Randian (The Human Caterpillar) who was born with no arms or legs but managed to father five children and could roll a cigarette with his lips and smoke it. |
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Minnie Woosley aka KooKoo the Bird Girl
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| Daisy and Violet Hilton. Their biological mother sold them to the midwife shortly after they were born. |
14 comments:
oh good lord those are some freaky pics...
the 55 though...i was getting excited for asecond there...smiles.
I had heard about the 1932 movie "Freaks"...how it so "freaked" the audience out that it was banned from being shown or sold for DECADES. Wow.
First of all, that Prince Randian sort of grossed me out...that having been said, I love Fawk You Fridays, especially when the words "fuck you" are used alot. I find those words terribly satisfying, especially when used in conjunction with ruining the hems of dresses and tities flying out and expensive...very expensive Dr. Pepper!
You are so funny though, I really enjoy coming over here.
Loving Freaky Friday!!!
Jillie Bean...
What a valuable commodity you are to the world!
You crack me up ..
Excellent 55 My Dear, but your whole Friday post was awesome.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
If you're a Scots lass, daft or otherwise, you might like my version of Macbeth ...
OMG those are some freaky pics.
Loved your 55 - that's what I'd like to look like for a day too! ;)
When the people who work there can't find things, how do they expect the customers to find anything? And that's a ridiculous price for Dr. Pepper!
Thanks for linking up with us and letting your fawks fly!
I loved this post..all of it!
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I watched "Freaks" again last weekend. I love the part where The Human Caterpillar is crawling under the wagon with a knife in his mouth.
If we ever chance to meet, I'll be sure to bring you a case of Dr. Pepper.
(Just be sure to wear one of your boob-tube dresses! Woo-hoo!) ;)
Wow. I haven't watched Freaks in years and years. You're so right--it needs to be on the list! I'll try to remember to add it next year!
nice 55! being mrs. perfect for a day sounds good..and then for the rest of my life mrs. imperfect again...
my 55 is here
I'm sure a lot of people wouldn't mind you flashing your boobies..just sayin! ;) LOL
Those pictures are freakY!!
You made my day. I love your 55 wish (I am sure your boewers would go for it too) and your eff yous are the best. This was one of the most chock full blogs all in aliteration 55, F U and Freaks. Genius.
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