Freaky Friday, a 55 and Booty Bouncers

Join G-Man and hundreds of other bloggers playing Flash Fiction Friday 55. Try writing a complete story in only 55 words…

Count blessings instead of your crosses;

Count gains not your losses.

Count  joys instead of woes;

Count friends not your foes.

Count  smiles instead of tears;

Count courage not your  fears.

Count  full years instead of your lean;

Count  kind deeds not your mean.

Count  health instead of  wealth;

Count on God instead of yourself.

  

And now that I've counted my blessing....

I'm going to vent with Fawk You Friday hosted by Boobies

• Fuck you to the organisers of our Year End Function.  They treated us like fucking mushrooms by keeping us in the dark and feeding us shit.  They've now gone a put a spanner in the works and switched up the teams.  Now we've gotta start planning all over again.  We always have Plan B..
• Fuck You to the national air lines who have hiked their prices way beyond my budget to more than double their normal prices for December.  Now I can't afford to go see my mummy for Christmas with my girls.  Fuck that for a sorry story...

 

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Theme : Gross Me Out!



Is this bloke for real?

Mankinis leave NOTHING to the imagination

Is this Skank Ass Ho for real?

 I killed myself laughing at her "supposed" sexy booty bouncing

while the fucking cat just sits there, stretches and snoozes.

Hysterical.


There is a whole following of these Booty Bouncers on You Tube. 

Have a kick ass Weekend, Freaks!