Friday, 13 April 2012

L is for Love and a Shoegasm

Happy Friday The Thirteenth for all you superstitious Plonkers out there.

If you don't know already my theme for the A to Z Blog Challenge is Mottos versus Insults and according to some of you I'm incredibly predictable.  So, in keeping with the theme and unsurprisingly cheesy, I declare my Motto today to be

Without love, life would be pointless.  We plod through life looking for love and wanted to be loved in return. If we don't have it, we want it, we can't buy it, we can't demand it.  We can't force it but we can make it.

I did post about the differences between Love and Lust once.

Today's  Insult is 

Lardarse

Whether you’re teeming with frustration, overwhelmed with anger or just plain in a bitchy mood, there are unlimited reasons to fire off a carefully-designed insult.  From the four-letter word variety to the long-winded diatribes, back-handed compliments to in-your-face jeers, sometimes you’ve got to say what’s really on yer mind.  The personal benefits of releasing such negative energy far outweigh some Fucker’s hurt feelings – especially if the arsehole deserves it.
Despite the age-old saying that “words will never hurt me”, we all know that a biting comment can be a devastatingly effective slap in the face with a wet fish.  It’s not easy being mean but it sure beats curling up into a hole and wanting to die, right.
This was right before the black eye.




Giuseppe‑Zanotti‑Colour‑block heels

A Daft Scots Lass in her new Colour-block 14cm heels and skinny royal blue jeans

19 comments:

YeamieWaffles said...

Lard arse really is a great insult for somebody you dislike who suffers from weight problems, it's one I even use occasionally! I read your post about the difference between love and lust too and that is so true.

Akelamalu said...

Love is a many splendored thing!

13 is my lucky number.

Mo said...

awwh gwd didn't twig to it being black friday. Hope my train will run ok today. and you dont fall off those killer heels

Simon Kewin said...

Your blog has made me laugh! Thanks for dropping by mine, too.

Bushman said...

Love.....sometimes the most hurtful of all the 4 letter words.

Xmasdolly said...

I knew if I came here this morning you'd put a smile on my face. Guess what. I'M GOING HOME TODAY, HOOOMMME as ET would say. I can hardly wait. I love the kids, but I did my duty to the world, and it was tough, raising 4 kids on my own was tough, but I did it & now my reward is to relax, right? That purple & blue so goes together I love purple. They're gorgeous. When I first met Dave he always told he loves me & then about 6 months later he said he loved me, but he wasn't in-love with me & said he didn't know how that feels. He knows now. Great post - you totally have a way with words.

My Inner Chick said...

Anybody who can wear those shoes must have a nice arse <3 X

Love those !!

Libby said...

First time visiting your blog. The shoes are amazing and if my husband ever named a boat after me, it better not mention my big ass, because it is quite large. :)

Arlee Bird said...

The world can always use more love--we need a lot more love.

Lee
A Few Words
An A to Z Co-host blog

nutschell said...

love that quote! :) sure made me smile this dreary day. I think my butt is bigger than my heart too so i might use that from now on.

Nutschell
www.thewritingnut.com
Happy A-Zing!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Like the picture quote for love. It doesn't apply, but I still like it.

Dazediva said...

You are just too funny ! if I ever called anyone a lardass here, they wouldn't even know what I'm referring to ..

and I love the heels ! where did you get them ?

Joshua said...

5.5-in heels?! Damn, girl!

Ruth said...

Holy crap! I can't imagine trying to walk in those heels.

Sandra said...

Aaaah to be you and be able to wear those amazing shoes without falling on my face...yes, I did read the entire post, but the shoes made me drool! As for the insult, I swear if someone called me a lardass, I would quite possibly bite. I can handle something that insults my intelligence, but not the bod! I've been starving since last August, I don't deserve a bod insult!

Curmudgeon said...

Lost my wife in a grocery store once so I tried to find her by calling Crisco.

bailey j said...

guess whos drooling over sheos again....

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@Waffles wow you even read my old post. Well done I didn't expect anyone to click that link.

@Akelamalu rather you than me

@Mo they are killer

@Simon be sure to have a wee lookie around

@Bushman indeed.

@XmasDolly thanx, sweetie, check yer mails :-)

@MyInnerChick I wish!

@Libby you and me both.

@DazeDiva all the more reason to use it.

@Sandra I'd definitely bite!

@Curmudgeon you're wicked

@Joshua @Ruth aren't they gorgeous!!

@bailey me!!!

Lovely Light said...

LOVE the shoes you're wearing. I was doing color block was cool (and just looked boring!).

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