Gils - I know I already won this a couple of weeks ago so take this one as a "Un-winnable"
Hey mister can you scratch my balls for me...
or
Yes I really love being a storm trooper, the guns are cool as well as the uniform, we get to hang with the Vader but the only problem is not being able to scratch your balls while on duty.....
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Seriously, guys, how can I be a Wookiee in disguise?
I've got it here somewhere... here it is, my Vader fan club platinum card!
"My Darth Vader Scotty, what in the world is that?!"
"Well Tim, I think this is what the Earthlings call a Rabbi."
"But he doesn't look like he's made of Rabbit."
"You idiot that means he's Jewish."
"Oh...in that case, do you have $20 I can borrow Mr. Rabbi?"
http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/
Um, no...we come as a set, so you have to sleep with both of us.
So should we frag him, or use the lazers?
Are you my father?
Bitch, we know you have cookies!
no, no, no...there was a princess and a farmboy, they swung across this rope and...look did they run through here?
This is not the line you're looking for.
Gils - I know I already won this a couple of weeks ago so take this one as a "Un-winnable"
Hey mister can you scratch my balls for me...
or
Yes I really love being a storm trooper, the guns are cool as well as the uniform, we get to hang with the Vader but the only problem is not being able to scratch your balls while on duty.....
Are you sure that price includes bed and breakfast? Irene
Trooper on Left: " Is that a dick in his hand??" Trooper on right: " Not too sure laddy, It's a wee bit small!!"
for the last time, the droids are NOT FUCKING HERE, man!!!
"No-no-no it doesn't make you look fat. That dress's straightlines and dark color accentuates your slim hips."
Really? There isn't a bathroom? Damn! I KNEW I should've went before we left the house! Darth will NOT be happy if I wet my suit again.
"We missed the premiere of Star Wars? By how many years?!? No, don't you dare to use that 'In a galaxy long time ago' line on me!"
We're Storm Troopers! We have nothing to do with your parking tickets.
"We're not on the list? Seriously? Storm Troopers? Can you check again... I'm pretty sure Lord Vader invited us..."
"Sorry buddy, tonight's couples-only."
*Sigh* "Yes, we're all clones. And NO, Vader didn't personally design the codpieces to be this small."
This has been the best one EVER!!! You guys are all so funny. How on earth can I choose this week?
Middle aged men can be storm troopers too. It's not really a bald spot anyways it's a solar panel for a sex machine!
"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but there is no 'Mr. Vader' on the guest list. And FYI, those plastic codpieces are sooo 1994."
Not too bright hookers.
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