Sunday, 1 April 2012

Day #1 Motto versus Insults

At first when I signed up for the A to Z Blog Challenge, I thought I’d just think up random shite as I went along (like I normally do on my blog) but then I figured I should put a bit of thought into this. 

As I smelt my brain burning, I thought this could be the perfect opporchancity to potentially kick off my blog mojo again. So, while I was pounding the treadmill at gym, I came up with a theme idea for throughout the challenge.


Mottos versus Insults

Most of you regular Plonkers know that A Daft Scots Lass has both a wee sprinkle of sweet and smidgeon of sour. Much to everyone’s surprise, I do have a deep philosophical side as well as my wickedly twisted sense of humour. I thought I’d fuse the two together in this blog challenge (as I do on a daily basis on my blg) and bring you a bit of naughty and a bit of nice in each post.

Here is today's sweet motto - Attitude



So True! 
Today's sour insult:



If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I'd fart

and another one of my favourite arsehole insults


"You're uglier than a bag full of Arseholes"

Remember this funny moment from the film "Meet the Fokkers:?

24 comments:

JDC said...

Arsehole seems a bit to proper for a real insult.

Curmudgeon said...

If someone asks me a stupid question about where something is, I usually say "If it was up your arse you'd know.

Laura Barnes said...

I knew I couldn't wait to read your challenge posts. I'll be back every day. :)

Ami said...

Ah yes, ROSES... gotta watch out for the pricks!!

YeamieWaffles said...

Great way to kick off the challenge Lass, loved this post. Random shite's always good even though I'm glad you're taking time to prepare for it.

Dazediva said...

First time to your blog via the AtoZ Challenge and I couldn't help cracking up at the choice of motto vs insult !

The 'asshole' scene from Meet the Fockers is brilliant ! Loved the movie !

Looking forward to your other posts :)

Bushman said...

Great Idea! Looking forward to the rest.

S.B. Stewart-Laing said...

Attitude-- don't leave home without it :D My very Scottish inability to bow to authority has gotten me far.

Denise Mitchell said...

From one Scots lass to another..

Your post really made me laugh!! Thanks for that.

Looking forward to the rest of them.

Good luck with the challenge.

Crazeebee747 said...

Love the insult! hehehehehehe

Amen to the attitude. It is all in how you see it!

Ryan said...

The famous drunken womanizer Raberto Burns visited ma hame toon of Bo'ness one night and wrote "Without doubt, this place must be the arsehole of Scotland." I'm so proud...nothings changed.

Claire Goverts said...

Great idea for a theme and love today's post.

Claire's Writing Log
Twitter: @ClaireGoverts

Retro-Zombie said...

I always wanted to be an arshole... butt my heart was too big... or was that my but/bum/rump... sort of a play on words.

Great start... to the challenge "A" is for Awesome!
Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]
A to Z Co-Host
IZOMBIE: Visit the Madness

Kate Larkindale said...

Oh yes... Attitude is SO important.

TheJerseyShoreMom said...

I'm a "be happy the thorns have roses" type person! Good luck with the A to Z!

Mandeep said...

HA! loving the insults! especially Meet The Fockers moment 'asshooooole'! said tht a few times at work, always think of tht cute little kid! i will be following you :)

rhi said...

Ahahahahahaha. Arsehole is one of my favourites too. And I hate saying asshole. It's arsehole or nothing.

- also too much comic sans ;)

Herding Cats - Burning Soup said...

hehe. love it :) nice fun start to the challenge!

Anna@ Herding Cats & Burning Soup

Cheree Smith said...

Great start to the challenge. I love the attitude part, definitely roses have two sides.

The Glebe Blog said...

For a good mix of sweet and sour, how about Strawberry Gateau A La Rectum.
Better than a bunch of grapes anyway.
Good start to your challenge bonnie lassie.

IndigoWrath said...

Hey Lass! Yep, I'm with S.B - fuck authority, live by your own rules and with attitude. Indigo

Melissa Bradley said...

I LOVE this theme!! Attitude is most definitely key and I have finally found mine. Screw the haters! ;)

Joshua said...

I love asshole.

Wait...I mean...

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@JDC Gimme a chance. I didn't want to scare off everyone on the first day...

@Laura and so will I.

@Waffles you're so sweeet.

@Josh hey, you said it. Should I be worried?

@indigo indeedio!

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