Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Cock-A-Doodle Do Me - My Cock is so big it won't even return Spielberg's calls



Happy Day Three of the A to Z Blog Challenge and today's letter is C and if you're new visiting A Daft Scots Lass you'll now know that my theme for this challenge is Mottos versus Insults


and my Motto for today is Courage.





and the Insult for today is

Cock


A Daft Scots Lass riding the Giant Golden Cock at the Sexpo

Because I actually got to ride a gigantic golden cock one year at the Sexpo

Not only that, I haven even blogged about Jonah Falcon, the lucky guy with the world's largest cock.

I also couldn't just choose the word "Cock" on its own, because Cocksmoker (which is an adaptation or an extension of cock) is one of my favourite insults. I came across this word on Colourful Rants of a Fed Up Sista's Blog ages ago and its been one of my top 10 insults to hurl at arseholes in the traffic ever since. Yeah, road rage is a weakness of mine, especially Trolley Rage.





22 comments:

Jaye Robin Brown said...

Damn girl. Ride that donkey.

I'm just speechless. But in a good way.

cat said...

Oh Courage - need it every bloody day

jenette or more commonly known as "j" said...

Love the courage quote :) Is it Friday yet? I need the weekend!

YeamieWaffles said...

I had a feeling that cock would be involved in your post today DSL and I wasn't wrong haha!

Mark said...

Oh my, were those walking/talking penises behind you? Love it!
m.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@j I agree but I don't want to wish my life away either!

@Mark Indeed it is, Mark, my friend. You would've LOVED it!

@Waffles Oh God! I DETEST being predictable...

Joshua said...

Golden Idol, Golden Cock...same thing. Ride it!

Claire Hennessy said...

"Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross" LOL
Cocksmoker is a new one for me too.

bruce said...

seems cock or some variation...is the word of the day...

hope the big golden one did not throw you off...

Stephen Tremp said...

Are those the mascots in the background?

Jackie Briere said...

never heard of cocksmoker haha I'll have to try it out ...

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

You are hilarious, bold and entertaining. Sending love to you, girlfriend. (And thanks for the sweet comment about me on Alex's blog).

xoRobyn

Anonymous said...

looks like she knows how to ride it
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Crazeebee747 said...

Courage! Yay! Love it

Mandeep said...

wooww thats a big cock your riding! :o lol

stu said...

I think that's the best thing about this challenge, running into posts on things that would never have occurred to most people as possibilities.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Things I never thought I would see...

Timothy Brannan said...

Love the picture! Lots of "courage" posts today, but yours is the first with a giant golden cock. That's gotta be worth something.

Looking forward to seeing what you do all month!

Tim
The Other Side
The Freedom of Nonbelief

Bushman said...

That's what it is supposed to look like? Damn I'm more like.......bronze than gold. Oh well!

Dazediva said...

LMAO
You ride it lady !
The London Sexpo at Earls Court is something I miss going to !

Cocksmoker - haven't heard that one before but will be happy to use it today :)

Matt Harvath said...

I need to go to a Sexpo, but do they have a big vagina to get lost in or are there just COCKS?

Addman said...

Cocksmoker is a great insult, but it makes me wonder if a cocksmoker would try and light the end like a real cigarette.

Also, props on posting Courage The Cowardly Dog, but the video appears to have been removed.

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