Friday, 20 May 2011

Friday's Shoegasm and Fawk You Friday on Voting

Take the Friday's Shoegasm button and post your favourite pair of Hooker Heels.  Lets see whats in your shoe cupboard!

The new Christian Louboutin collection *double drool*  don't even want to know how much they cost.  I would probably have to work for six months just to pay for them.  But aren't they soooo pretty?!

Price: £119.00

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Fawk You Friday's Rules are :
  • Take the button
  • Link up 
  • Vent your week's frustrations on your blog
Spread the Word - Simple as that!

Fuck You to the Brackenhurst Voting Station who let the four of us stand in the queque freezing our arses off for 20 minutes before they told us we weren't registered at their pityful make-shift voting station.  Pffft!  We then had to go stand in the Meyersdal Voting Station queue for another hour and a half to put two piddly crosses on two silly ballot papers.  Does my vote really count?

Fuck you to MNet who air Australia's Master Chef every single fucking day on prime time.  How many boring cooking shows can we physically stomach before I spew my supper all over the screen?  Jaysus, give us some re-runs of The Big Bang Theory.  Even Knight Rider would be better than the junk you air for us.

Last one is a Fuck You to Winter in general.  Everyone knows I hate being cold.  I can't feel my toes anymore and my nose looks like a Poppy.  So not attractive.  Just Fuck Off and don't come back.  No one likes you.  You're annoying, so go be morbid and depressing somewhere else.


Louisa said...

I would like to second your sentiments on Winter. I hate it. I like Autumn and Spring, why can't we have more of that?

G-Man said...

Jillie Bean....
Fuck You!!
(Have a Kick Ass Week-End)

Dazee Dreamer said...

I totally need to start doing shoegasm again. Those shoes were oh so cute.

When I saw pictures of your voting stations it just made me laugh. Sorry.

And I also hate to say, that I'm sorry you are getting winter, but damn girl, we have had a long ass winter here. Supposedly its spring, but it has fooled me.

Sandra said...

First of all, those Louboutins, yes, gorgeous, but with my luck, they would never make it on my feet. While trying to put them on my feet, I'd trip, impail the heel into my forehead, and there'd be cerebral spinal fluid all over them. They'd be ruined before even gracing my feet.
Second, I now need to google how cold it really gets where you leave. I suspect I'll be rolling my eyes at you.
And thirdly, your fucken comment over at my blog was funnier than my post! I was howling at your "rumpy pumpy" over the sink! And yeah, she's 8! Way to have an intellectually advanced child!

KrippledWarrior said...

good looking shoes. Hey don't sweat the winter. Didn't you hear about Global Warming? Enjoy your weekend.

Xmas Dolly said...

Ditto on it all! I just took some pain killers so I'm just kind of mellow about everything. Thanks for stopping by yesterday. As you know I had surgery, so I'll just say have a great weekend. HUGS!

AllieMakes! said...

Oh my word, you are TOO FUNNY! And Awesome! And I absolutely had a Shoe-gasm! Great picks! I'm stopping by from Lesley's So Fabulously Flawed blog! I am so glad to find your fun blog and can't wait to see all your fun stuff as I rummage through your archives!

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Angel said...

Oh Louboutin... *drool*


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