"When Gillian first asked me to guest post, it was in a comment she left on my blog. It was also in response to a comment made by the dapper genius and World's First Official Fractal Slacker, Indigo Roth, so I naturally assumed that the request was to him. I mean, come on, he's amazing so go check him out.
Parking my car at home, I stepped out and noticed a piece of paper sitting in the yard. On it were 15 simple words. Poignant, but nothing like a winning set of lottery numbers.
I stood in the yard for a few moments, thinking about the words, wondering if they had a special meaning to someone and what that might be.
And then a giant fucking pine cone fell out of a tree and smacked me in the head.
Sense returned, and I remembered whose blog I was writing for and the audience it held.
Now, this would normally be where I talk about the host of this terrific place, and maybe mention her complete obsession with calling us "Plonkers." Seriously, have any of you ever looked up the word? I just think it's great that she affectionately calls us all cocks. Don't believe me? Look up the fine UK show "Only Fools and Horses." Also, you should just watch the whole show.
Where was I? Oh yes...
Damn, I've run out of space and time to write anything. Honestly, this wouldn't happen if I was a Time Lord. Or Peter from "Heroes," but only in season one after he's absorbed Hiro's power, but before season two where he became the biggest, most disappointing, character arc ever created. They made him into such a pussy by limiting his abilities. Sorry. The way they fucked up that show still pisses me off. Either way, I'd be a master of space and time. And I'd be flush with cash.
Now...what the hell was I supposed to be talking about again?
Word to the Nerd"
A Thank you to Joshua for Guest Posting on my wee blog and now over to the shoes! Grab my button, post yer favourite pair of stilletos and be sure to let me know.
These pretty shoes are made from chocolate! I shite you not, Plonkers, chocolate! That smooth creamy orgasm in yer mouth. Gayle's Chocolates make these brilliant pieces of art and for only 40 buckaroonies you can surprise your lovely lady on Valentine's Day with this perfect gift.
What could be better?
Especially, as I can't even sniff chocolate right now, let alone shove it down my pie hole.
Hello dimple-free thighs.
Have a FABULOUS weekend everyone.