Monday, 2 January 2012

New Sex School opens in Austria

The Austrian International School of Sex is now open!

The opening was announced by the headmistress of the school, Ylva Maria Thompson. The vision of the school, according to Thompson, is to teach people how to be better lovers. She goes on to say that people spend time and money on training their mind, muscles, and fitness, but do not spend enough effort on developing their love-making skills. This is precisely what the sex school hopes to address.
Curious to know more? Well, all we know for now is that the school plans to provide theoretical and practical training.  Theory I hear you say?  Och aye...courses such as the history of sex and modern sexual theory will be taught. A major truck load of the course, however, will be ‘hands-on’.

An entire semseter at the school consists of five full-term and three special intensive courses. The cost for a semester is €1,400 which is roughly $1,850 or R14 000.  Can you say WTF?  The first batch is due to start this month and the class has already been filled up.  Register HERE. 

According to the school’s website, classes will take place at an 18th century mansion - sexy - which is about a half-hour drive from Vienna. The mansion has been redecorated to suit the needs of the school and is equipped with high-tech teaching rooms.  I bet you they'll have one or two sex chairs hidden in a candlelit corner. 

Prospective pupils can breathe an orgasmic sigh of relief, because unlike most other learning institutions, the newly established Austrian International Sex School in Vienna plans to keep their curriculum applied, instead of academic.

"Our core education is not theoretical, but very practical. The emphasis is on how to be a better lover", declared the school head, adding that “sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features” will all form part of the course syllabus.

So how does one get in?

• You have to be 16 and over.
• You have to be rich.
• You have to be prepared to live in a co-ed dormitory, where naturally, you will be required to practice your ‘homework’.

Visit their Facebook Page HERE






17 comments:

Mynx said...

oh dear, the class is full you say? Wonder if they offer an online option? or I could just watch porn I guess

Wendy Ewurum said...

OMG. WTF.

YeamieWaffles said...

This is actually so amazing. Here's hoping many more of these sex schools are opened in the near future! Haha, I feel like this is one of the times I should have censored myself!

David Barber said...

Wasn't High School a sex school? Mine was!! Haha!

Happy New Year to you and your family, Gillian. Hope 2012 is good to you all!!! x

Mary F said...

Hmmm... Only one question. Haven't they outlawed corporal punishment in Austrian schools? She looks very, em... strict. ;~)

Barfly said...

From what I understand, the first thing you do at this school is very intense. It is a test to see if you get in or not.

You walk into the administrative office, slowly start to tease and undress, eventually stripping all the way. Then you slowly get down on all fours and spread your legs apart. At that point you hand them thousands of dollars and that is your first ass screwing.

Ryan said...

I still remember our sex ed course at school. It consisted of our social studies teacher Mrs Clarke, red faced and flustered, putting a johnny on a cucumber!! Brilliant...

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I think I'll just stay home and continue to practice here...

icyhighs said...

Just when I'd given up on higher education!

JoeinVegas said...

Let us know how you make out, and take a lot of photos!

Lost_without_a_Map said...

I've already enrolled. Yep, I got in on scholarship. You didn't know they distributed scholarships, you say...Well, you see, the thing is-sss...*tee-hee*...I did really well on my entrance exam ;}

Nolens Volens said...

Why attend when I am highly sought-after by the ladies? Oh wait...that's because my cock is bigger than your heels. ;)

All the kidding aside, I think sex school is a good idea...we all have had our share of lousy lays and we have wished they learned how.

Cyn said...

it's never the peeps who need sex classes that actually take them...

Melanie said...

well, my my...

Xmas Dolly said...

Happy New Year my friend, and they you for your kind health wishes. Starting to get a tad better. Sorry you forgot today, but I seen you made the rounds thanks bunches. You're better than some of my co-conductors lately. Oh well, WTF is this??? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDIN' ME! LMAO

Rita said...

OMG! How do you apply for a full scholarship? ;)

Roland D. Yeomans said...

I bet they have no problem with students skipping class! Thanks for the smiles. I have been a long time follower. I drifted over from Alex's blog. Have a surprisingly fun 2012, Roland

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