What's Up Doc?

Previously on A Daft Scots Lass.... Episode 3876 saw Megan and Kaylin entering life by way of vagina, which is as good a way as any to enter the world.  Wee wrinkled newborns with a loud noise at the one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.  

Well, Plonkers, look at them now!  I can't believe how they've grown!  Wasn't it just yesterday I popped them out my hoohah?  Gosh, looking at how big they are makes me feel fucking old.

Even though I say that, I still don't see myself buying those white couches just yet. 

Did you know that condoms aren't completely safe?  A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus!  I shite you not.

No seriously, for birth control now, I rely on my personality.

So this one is for the family overseas, including Uncle Jim that always stole my nose as a child.  Now y'all can see what my wee lassies are up to.

Kaylin’s favourite things

• Mr Bean

• Her new gorgeous Tees she got from my in-laws all the way from Australia

• Kira Cheesies

• Cellphones (real or play ones)

• Milo

• Cold Water from our new fridge water dispenser

• LMAFO’s :Sexy and I Know It" video

• Kissing our cat Pickles and Emma-Pup

• Shuffle dancing

• SYTYCD’s Jordan

• Shopping

Hates

• Getting her hair brushed or washed

• Hair accessories

• Brushing her teeth

• Fruit Juice

• To be told she can’t do something

Megan’s favourite things

• Being Captain of the Under 9 cricket team

• Swimming

• Pizza

• Pepsi light

• Toasted Cheese

• Breakdancing and Hip-hop

• Endearmints

• Wearing her caps sideways

• Getting pocket money

• Taking photos

• Her own cellphone

Hates:

• Her school uniform skirt

• Being teased

• Scary movies

• Shopping

• Fruit

• Anything girlie