Wednesday, 16 November 2011

What's Up Doc?

Previously on A Daft Scots Lass.... Episode 3876 saw Megan and Kaylin entering life by way of vagina, which is as good a way as any to enter the world.  Wee wrinkled newborns with a loud noise at the one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.  

Well, Plonkers, look at them now!  I can't believe how they've grown!  Wasn't it just yesterday I popped them out my hoohah?  Gosh, looking at how big they are makes me feel fucking old.

Even though I say that, I still don't see myself buying those white couches just yet. 

Did you know that condoms aren't completely safe?  A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus!  I shite you not.

No seriously, for birth control now, I rely on my personality.

So this one is for the family overseas, including Uncle Jim that always stole my nose as a child.  Now y'all can see what my wee lassies are up to.

Kaylin’s favourite things
• Mr Bean
• Her new gorgeous Tees she got from my in-laws all the way from Australia
• Kira Cheesies
• Cellphones (real or play ones)
• Milo
• Cold Water from our new fridge water dispenser
• LMAFO’s :Sexy and I Know It" video
• Kissing our cat Pickles and Emma-Pup
• Shuffle dancing
• SYTYCD’s Jordan
• Shopping
• Getting her hair brushed or washed
• Hair accessories
• Brushing her teeth
• Fruit Juice
• To be told she can’t do something

Megan’s favourite things
• Being Captain of the Under 9 cricket team
• Swimming
• Pizza
• Pepsi light
• Toasted Cheese
• Breakdancing and Hip-hop
• Endearmints
• Wearing her caps sideways
• Getting pocket money
• Taking photos
• Her own cellphone

• Her school uniform skirt
• Being teased
• Scary movies
• Shopping
• Fruit
• Anything girlie


Melanie said...

How incredibly sweet!

Melanie said...

(And you don't have to publish this one, but make sure you check me out got all kinds of props!!! Because you're awesome!!)

Leah said...

So sweet and hilariously funny xxxx

Leah said...

So sweet and hilariously funny xxxx

cat said...

Ah this is such a cool post! Love it.

Mynx said...

Your girls are gorgeous :)

totsymae said...

You're hilarious. I won't rely on a condom when I'm crossing the road. I've got not resistance to getting hit by on, lest I run make a quick dash to get hit by a car.

Ryan said...

You and yer hoohah should be extremely proud of them.

vanyelmoon said...

They are cute as buttons! Emma-pup was awake for the photos too!
I love your joke about wearing condoms and using your personality as birth control, you always make me laugh.

Joshua said...

They're adorbs! The dog, too!

blueviolet said...

Your girls are truly darling!

Mark said...

They're growing beautifully. Good job Mama!
And thanks for that condom advice. I guess I can take mine off now.

Bailey Schneider said...

Hey there... I saw your comment! Please send me the article -super intrigued now.
Can you email it?
Much appreciated!
Lots of love!

nitebyrd said...

You have beautiful daughters!

btw, your DSL tattoo will be going to a concert with me on 12/03. Pictures to follow ...

Monkey Man said...

Cute and funny.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@nitebyrd I can't wait to see the pix! So excited, what concert am I going to?

@MonkeyMan @Joshua @blueviolet @totsymae @Mynx @cat Thanx, love them wee lassies

@Bailey email on its way..

@Mark yeah, take it easy.

@vanyelmoon glad I could oblige

@Melanie thanx for the massive shout out! You're the bomb!

Copyboy said...

Mr. Bean? Really? It's amazing the global appeal that guy has. He's like a modern day benny hill.

Claire L said...

"Wee wrinkled newborns with a loud noise at the one end and no sense of responsibility at the other" - ha! brilliant! loved it :)

I cannot believe how much the two of them have grown! Tell Megan we say a huge congrats for being team captain (as well as winning all the games this weekend and being voted most valued player). Miss you lot

Xmas Dolly said...

Thanks for stopping by, and what I wanna know is what does she take after Mommy? ~hehe~ She just too cute! hugzzzzzzzzz

G-Man said...

Beautiful Children...
I'd send you a pic wearing your Tatt If i ever get it...
Did you put it in a wine bottle and toss it in the Atlantic?
Have a nice Day...:P:P:P

Babes Mami said...

such adorableness! Good job momma

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@G-Man I think I'll have to send you another batch!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@Claire I passed on yer message to wee Megan and I let them have a look at some of the picture son your blog. Especially the ones of Cabhan and how much he's grown!

We miss you guys too.

Not So Simply Single said...

SOOOOO darn sweet... I so wish I would of had children... Cherish them, every single minute!


A Daft Scots Lass said...

@Not So Simply Single I do. Although some days I could easily see my wee one for beer money!


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