Monday, 23 November 2009

Who's Ass Must I Kick?

I got this from Laura's Blog and I just LOVE it!  Thanx Laura!

We girlies are not THAT complicated, follow the recipe and you can't go wrong:

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy because she thinks she’s stronger than you
Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she’s quiet
Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she’s beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she’s scared
Protect her

When she steals your favourite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her’s and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don’t look away until she does

When she says it’s over
she still wants you to be hers

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
“Whose ass am I kicking, baby?”


Tricia said...


Mike Steelman said...

Nice thought but I don't think it is enough... at least in my experience

Tracey said...

This was beautiful! I'd only change a couple of things:

When she’s quiet, leave her alone....

When she ignores you, leave her alone....



Asta said...

Hi Gillian,

So true-:)

Best regards

Kim Ayres said...

you forgot to mention the fact that all of these work SOMETIMES, but NOT OTHERS. And there is no rulebook to say WHEN they will and when they won't...


f8hasit said...

Love it.
And all of it is oh so true.


Blasé said...

You see, the unwanted Truth about women is....sometimes when they say "NO", they really mean 'yes'.

Women are 'complicated', but not hard to 'figure out'. It's simple, really.

otin said...

When she says, "I want a divorce", give her the house! hahaha! :)

It was a great list!

KK said...

Aw that's cute. Made me even think about having a someone someday again :) I love the last one!

Gloria said...

Gillian . . that was so very beautiful and all of them so very knowing, so very true. I think I'm going to be re-reading this a few times and maybe some of them I can do back to him! Loved it Gillian . . every last bit of it!

I've been up since just after 4am a .. so much to do as we depart Spain early tomorrow morning. Me, I'm taking a precious half hour to take a last, for now look at some of my favourite on-line blogger-friends!

Have a great Christmas friend and, (hopefully) be back again soon :-)xxx

Gillian said...

Gloria> Have a great time. See you in the New Year?

Lovies and Hugs


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