Monday, 23 November 2009
Who's Ass Must I Kick?
I got this from Laura's Blog and I just LOVE it! Thanx Laura!
We girlies are not THAT complicated, follow the recipe and you can't go wrong:
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy because she thinks she’s stronger than you
Grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she’s quiet
Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she’s beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she’s scared
Protect her
When she steals your favourite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her’s and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don’t look away until she does
When she says it’s over
she still wants you to be hers
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
“Whose ass am I kicking, baby?”
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9 comments:
Nice thought but I don't think it is enough... at least in my experience
This was beautiful! I'd only change a couple of things:
When she’s quiet, leave her alone....
When she ignores you, leave her alone....
:)
Hugs!!
GEM
you forgot to mention the fact that all of these work SOMETIMES, but NOT OTHERS. And there is no rulebook to say WHEN they will and when they won't...
:)
Love it.
And all of it is oh so true.
:-)
You see, the unwanted Truth about women is....sometimes when they say "NO", they really mean 'yes'.
Women are 'complicated', but not hard to 'figure out'. It's simple, really.
When she says, "I want a divorce", give her the house! hahaha! :)
It was a great list!
Aw that's cute. Made me even think about having a someone someday again :) I love the last one!
Gillian . . that was so very beautiful and all of them so very knowing, so very true. I think I'm going to be re-reading this a few times and maybe some of them I can do back to him! Loved it Gillian . . every last bit of it!
I've been up since just after 4am a .. so much to do as we depart Spain early tomorrow morning. Me, I'm taking a precious half hour to take a last, for now look at some of my favourite on-line blogger-friends!
Have a great Christmas friend and, (hopefully) be back again soon :-)xxx
Gloria> Have a great time. See you in the New Year?
Lovies and Hugs
G
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