My featured Friday Follower this week is *drum roll please* LafemmeRoar
Ho! Ho! Ho, Plonkers!
Tis that time of year and Santa's making a list and he's doubling checking to make sure that all naughty chicks and dudes get just what THEY DESERVE this year.
Naughty dudes will get:
- a limp schlong for the rest of their fornicating lives
- electronic devices that will never work
- a tattoo on their forehead that says "I AM NO GOOD"
- their favorite sports team to lose every game
- their butt kicked to the curb
- Crazy Chicks after their pound of flesh
- vasectomies so they won't ever spread their "bad seed"
- orgasms that feel like a kick in the balls
- blindness at the sight of T and A
- elephantiasis of the testes and shrinkage of the schlong
Naughty chicks will get:
- PMS everyday
- a big pimple on her nose every weekend
- fat every time she looks at food
- swollen ankles and feet when she wears those sexy strappy sandals
- a Cosmo "cocktail" that tastes like a "cumshot"
- a bouquet of thorny, poop roses
- fake boobies that look like pancakes
- chocolates that taste like liver
- extreme gas when out on a date
- perfume that smells like ripe arm pits
If someone has been naughty to you this year, make sure you give their name to Santa.
Now it's your turn ... what should Santa give the naughty ones this year?
So this week I have offered you some cute Vintage heels to oogle over. Remember to take my button, link up yer heels and remember to tell me you did so and I'll come visit.
|Cute Vintage heels from ModCloth.com|
|Polka Dot $34.99 ModCloth.com|
|Vintage Upper Echelon Heels $44.99|
|Floral Vintage Heels $89.99|