Did you know?
- Your blood travels about 96 000km through your body every day? Holy crapiola! That's six times the distance from Cape Town to Tunisia in North Africa.
- You have almost 100 000 hairs on just yer pretty wee head.
- If you were to add up the hours spent every day in front of the telly is would come to 12 years.
- At the age of 10 you have about 17 friends but by the time you reach the big 4-0 you'll have only two good mates.
- An amazing 17 million Plonkers have their birthday on the same day as you. That's the number of people living in Beijing, China.
- The average FuckKnob laughs about 18 times a day.
- Most fat-arses eat almost 30 tons of food in their lifetime. That's the weight of 50 elephants! It would take six years for you to consume this quantity if you ate steadily and constantly.
- Us working bastards spend 10 years of our lives at work.
- If you were to add up all the time you spend on the shitter taking either a dump, or a whizz it would equate to three years.
- Waiting sucks but in your lifetime you'll spend seven months stuck in traffic and two months on the phone holding for some Doochenozzle to answer your call.
- Nearly 100 people die annually from choking on ballpoint pens.
- You manufacture about 1.7 litres of saliva a day. That's enough to fill two swimming pools with gob during your lifetime!
- If you're left-handed you may live nine years less than someone who's right-handed. I shit you not.
- Next time you sneeze remember that those little Germ Fuckers travel at 160km per hour
Don't forget to enter my Mother's Day Giveaway. It ends 10 May so you still have a chance to win. Click on the Banner on my sidebar or on the link. You know you want to.