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You have 5 more shopping days until Valentine's Day.
So, have you bought or made your gift yet, Plonkers? I hear most of the men mumble "well, no" because, the majority of the men leave their gift-buying until the day before. They get to the store and realise everything has doubled in price and its only the dregs that are left. You land up getting your lovely 3-day-old roses and foosty chocolates.
Not cool! Here's a few brilliant ideas that she'll love. Trust me!
Go Visit EdenFantasys have some really sweet and naughty Valentines Day gift ideas if you Plonkers haven't started shopping already. I have marked some things off on my wishlist.
Take a lookie-lookie at their romantic Valentines Lingerie, which they just happen to do in plus sizes, so us chunky lassies can hop into them too and get a bit of Frisky on.
Oh So Pretty!
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| Sweetheart Red Lace Teddy $26.99 |
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| I Love you Baby Doll $34.99 |
If romantic lingerie doesn't juice yer lemon, EdenFantasys also have Massage Oil Candles, which claim to be "Better than Roses". Hot or Wot?
Or why don't you indulge your lovely lady with a bottle of sweet smelling Perfume to get your motor racing? However, if your sinus allergies do not approve of her musky scents, try all their different kinds of saucy Books and DVDs - guaranteed to get both yer fancies tickled.
EF even have a bunch of Beauty, Body, Makeup and Skincare products which will make your partner smack of hotness. But, if your foxy female doesn't enjoy pots, potions and lotions, you could get yer jollies on with their fun Games and Gags.
Your one-stop Valentine's Day Shoppe!
Go get something for your wantun woman and if there is just too much to choose from get her a Gift Certiciate and she can do her own shopping. Oh and you know how us lassies love to shop!
If you wanna slip in a wee something for me, feel free, just don't think that gives you the right to stalk me, Creepo.
Happy Dildo Shopping!
17 comments:
Hmm, at first I considered myself lucky for being single and not having to buy a gift, but after seeing that lingerie...
those are some awsome gifts hahahahah does it come with the model too? hey lass long time no chat hows things
We dont really do valentines day. Been married too long I guess. I do have a hot date with my hairdresser though.
Listen to uncle Ryan boys. If you buy your burd a gift for valentines day she'll only start to expect presents on her birthday and christmas anaw etc etc..
There ye go - I've saved you a few quid. For more money saving tips visit www.tichtersedscotsman.con
We don't 'do' Valentines Day, too commercial. MWM just buys me lovely gifts all year round. :)
I immediately began crying after seeing the prices of the lingerie, and then reminded myself that this is in South African dollars- but it still seems a bit pricey for such little fabric...
Wait, what am I saying? Obviously it has been a time since any of my girlfriends dress up for me (or themselves). I've ever been one to insist upon such things, although I do like a nice pair of black and white striped underwear on a lady. However, I prefer them smelling like themselves though.
If my lottery comes up tonight I'll be over.
Of course I'll want a personal viewing with the models on this page.
Wow, these are awesome gift ideas. Like Mike I was glad I was single until I went here and seen this, amazing!
oh they def have some nice valentines gifts...
I shall be trekking around a medieval town in the South of France for V-day. Lucky?! lol.
I don't think I'm getting anything. I'll buy myself chocolates :)
I bought that EXACT same red number for VDay!! Soo sexy.
Now if I can just get the hubs drunk enough to wear it so I can snap a pic really quick for my blog...
@Tiny not for that price! You cheap bastid!
@Ryan @Jim Typical Cheap Scotsman...
@matt there is no such thing as South African dollars, Plonker.
@j VERY LUCKY!!! email me!!!
@Offended remember to send it to info@redpepa.za.net
Pfft, fine, a rand then.
@mattposky :-) You know I still dig ye. The prices are us$
These are all very nice Valentines Day Gift Ideas i like to use one of them when i need it.
Just flipping around your blog. At my age, wrinkle and cellulite removal and flannel pajamas with feet in them works just fine for her.
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