Would you like to see my drumstick?
If one more idiot asks me what is worn under me kilt, I swear I'm going ninja on them.
Use the forrrrce laddie, light-sabres are fer gerls bouses!!!
I will be the next Highlander Idol!
Chinese puzzle, my arse! See how easily I pulled those two halves apart, WITH a plastic Coke bottle in one! Now......can someone help me unclip my cufflink from my earring, please?
Why choose between drinking and making music xD
technoviking my arse!i'm i'm the raving highlander!
"My superpowers? I can pee into a Coke bottle from 6 feet away - without spilling a drop. Bloody great hit at Glastonbury it was... what about you then - what powers did you ask for?"
David Beckham takes one too many footballs to the head, and transforms into his alter-ego, the tambourine Scot!
Just because I'm wearing a dress doesn't mean I can't kick your ass with my tambourines !By the way , I'm not wearing any underwear, so enjoy the view after I beat you to the ground. Unguard !
Shh, I am channeling into Klingon so I can eat raw haggis! Q'pla!
Thanks to a night on the coke Jock completely misinterpreted the sign on the ladies door. He might have got away with it if he hadn’t insisting on doing it standing up and then getting both hands caught up In the tampon machine – he had thought at the time that the holes seemed a bit small for a hand dryer…
Thanks for the helpful blog.
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