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It's that time of week again : Caption my Photo Competition Toozday.
Now you Plonkers caption this cracker and make me cackle like an old whore with a carrot up her Turkey Purse.
And Remember to send me yer photos wearing my BRILLIANT temporary tattoos. Oh you KNOW who you are!
Ready?
Go!
16 comments:
Halloo! Anybody out there?
Apparently the wife was right. My knob's not THAT big. Can't even see the damned thing through this telescope. Maybe if I look through the other end...hmmmmm...
Shit...I told you this wouldn't fit through the hole in the tree. You always do this, woman. You go out, spend all my bananas, and then I have to figure out where to put this thing. Well, this one's going back. I don't want to hear it, it's fucking going b--wait...{mumbles}if it's this long...shit{louder}Never mind. Sorry, honey.
i am not envious, it is just so big...
I said NO PUBLICITY!
Hey! Who are you? And how did you get in there?!
No matter HOW hard he tried, poor little Mongo just couldnt make his penis look any bigger....
CHHEEEEEESSSSEEEE AND BANANAS!!!
Hi there, they told me this is the place to audition for America's Next Top Model.
Honey please come out, I thought you knew that "Peel My Banana" was a metaphor!!!
Jillie Bean...?
If I don't see you Friday....
Fuck You!!
If that fucking big ape Donkey Kong hadn't sat on the photocopying machine I wouldn't have to fuck about like this
I'm still trying to decide what to do with it....
Which now it has been so long means that I have to make it the most out of this world photo ever...
I'm currently saving up for a trip to Mars...
Still about a billion pounds short for the return service ...
I didn't fancy the cheaper seats which they strap to the top of the rocket - apparently it can get very cold and very hot...
OK, so if this is a cannon where does the ball go?
or slightly better in my humble opinion...
I’m going to so sue eBay – when they advertised a canon for sale I launched my plans for total jungle domination
That scared the hell out of him. Wonder where he went?
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