Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Caption My Photo Competition #24


It's that time of week again :  Caption my Photo Competition Toozday. 

Now you Plonkers caption this cracker and make me cackle like an old whore with a carrot up her Turkey Purse. 

And Remember to send me yer photos wearing my BRILLIANT temporary tattoos.  Oh you KNOW who you are!

Ready? 

Go!



17 comments:

cat said...

Halloo! Anybody out there?

Divemaster GranDad said...

Apparently the wife was right. My knob's not THAT big. Can't even see the damned thing through this telescope. Maybe if I look through the other end...hmmmmm...

Joshua said...

Shit...I told you this wouldn't fit through the hole in the tree. You always do this, woman. You go out, spend all my bananas, and then I have to figure out where to put this thing. Well, this one's going back. I don't want to hear it, it's fucking going b--wait...{mumbles}if it's this long...shit{louder}Never mind. Sorry, honey.

Brian Miller said...

i am not envious, it is just so big...

Akelamalu said...

I said NO PUBLICITY!

SuzyQ said...

Hey! Who are you? And how did you get in there?!

Slyde said...

No matter HOW hard he tried, poor little Mongo just couldnt make his penis look any bigger....

Copyboy said...

CHHEEEEEESSSSEEEE AND BANANAS!!!

Ryan said...

Hi there, they told me this is the place to audition for America's Next Top Model.

G-Man said...

Honey please come out, I thought you knew that "Peel My Banana" was a metaphor!!!

G-Man said...

Jillie Bean...?
If I don't see you Friday....
Fuck You!!

The Tame Lion said...

Wow!

The Glebe Blog said...

If that fucking big ape Donkey Kong hadn't sat on the photocopying machine I wouldn't have to fuck about like this

BlackLOG said...

I'm still trying to decide what to do with it....

Which now it has been so long means that I have to make it the most out of this world photo ever...

I'm currently saving up for a trip to Mars...

Still about a billion pounds short for the return service ...

I didn't fancy the cheaper seats which they strap to the top of the rocket - apparently it can get very cold and very hot...

BlackLOG said...

OK, so if this is a cannon where does the ball go?

BlackLOG said...

or slightly better in my humble opinion...

I’m going to so sue eBay – when they advertised a canon for sale I launched my plans for total jungle domination

Curmudgeon said...

That scared the hell out of him. Wonder where he went?

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