So, Here We Are, my lovely Plonkers - The last day of the A to Z Blog Challenge.
I actually can't believe its gone so quickly and that I made it without hard drugs or bursting a major fekkin blood vessel.
Pronounciation : zeb-a-deed
Definition : High on drugs.
Usage : Big Tam wiz mad wi it last night, pur zebadeed it wiz brilliant.
Translation : I'm just back from my holidays in Jamaica. The beach was full of lazy
niggers sitting under palm trees high on drugs and the hotel was full of
fat Americans who would trample on kids just to get to the buffet.
I was keen not to be stereotyped like them so I put my kilt on and just sat at the bar for two weeks totally pissed.
There is no place in Scotland beginning with the letter Z but this is a fucking brilliant opportunity to allow me to play some Zeppelin.